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BROKENNESS...

The world hates broke people. In fact, earth hates and loathes folks without money. I mean Real Money. Even pastors are never in good terms with fools who appear in their churches with empty pockets. That's a fact. If you doubt me, try going to church this Sunday (or any other day) with nothing and call me later.

For instance, yesterday I was hanging around with some fools yesterday who (i think by accident or ill-luck) had more money than I did. You know there's a Kiswahili proverb that goes like "Maskini akipata matako hulia Pwata"? I never really fathomed what the proverb meant but yesterday's events gave me a personified opinion on issues.

Those idiots bragged and bragged even some more. It was foolishness (or so I thought). Yaani ilikuwa Upuzi. However much you claim to be my friend, however much you purport to be my buddie and however much you claim to be my bosom friend, just just don't take my women 'cause I don't have some few coins to spoil them with. It's bad.

But who cares? Karma is a bitch. Lemmie start looking for some few coins and revenge like never before. Just wait.

But all in all, the world isn't Just and fair to broke asses. Never be broke.

Never.

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