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AN OPEN LETTER TO GOVERNOR BENJAMIN CHESIRE CHEBOI:

AN OPEN LETTER TO GOVERNOR BENJAMIN CHESIRE CHEBOI:



I am not starting this with the usual greetings that your sycophants normally convey to you on bended knees shouting 'Habari mheshimiwa'. because to me you are just a disappointment not deserving any title short of a mediocre and focus-less political psychopath.
Before I proceed though, I would like to commend the job you did as HELB boss in ensuring that students were always catered for. Do not rejoice yet as still I wonder how a mere lady-voiced fellow like you could amass the tremendous assets that you posses if not through murky dealings and fleecing of the poor.
As a beneficiary of the loans you oversaw, I stood tall, openly and thoroughly campaigned for your course in 2013 - something that I ashamedly admit and will regret for ages. Why?
First, you presided over the misappropriation of finances meant to develop our worthy county. Secondly, under your watch you ensured that MCA's always got the fatter cake portion of the County cake and let our village Uncles kill themselves scrambling for the leftover crumbs of the same. Shame on you.
And by the way, the idiocy and incompetence that you portrayed by what you did on the Kabarnet-Kabartonjo road is a non-disputable evidence and product of your ineptitude and throat-filled corruption.


Be that as it may, your arrogance in treating the Auditor General's report that unearthed the sludge in your led county executive is more wanting than it beats logic. Be informed my dear friend that we are not little children who don't understand the supremacy and the honesty of constitutionally established and independent institutions as that of the Auditor General. Dismissing this report without any worthy justifications just made me freak out and for once in my life I was ashamed as a citizen and sorrowed by your response.
Before I could end this my friend, I would like to remind you that it was courtesy of those people you ignored, you're ignoring and will ignore that you are now roaming around in Porsche vehicles with a protruding black belly. And remember, hii pesa ya county si ya mama yako!
Yours Concerned Critic,
Murenoni Kangogo.

Comments

Unknown said…
Alright alright alright.. Yeeeeeeeeah.
Who did you say this guy is?
Nice piece
1 September 2015 at 22:36
MURENONI KANGOGO said…
Couldn't get any berra...
2 September 2015 at 00:17
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